What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s